russiangovernment:

its a metaphor. you put the dick between your lips but dont give it the power to cum

(Source: branstarks)

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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adoptpets:

adoptpets:

Who’s a pretty boy? You are, yes you are!

Bee covered in pollen resting in the heart of a crocus flower.

Nature-loving photographer, Boris Godfroid, uses macro photography for close-up shots, posted to his website boris.godfroidbrothers.be



Happy 1st Day of Spring!

Plant some flowers for the bees.

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

(Source: foxadhd.com)

lets-just-eat:

Grapefruit, fennel and buckthorn berry juice »HERE«

(Source: foodrepublic)

starkswaters:

H a y m i t c h  A b e r n a t h y  in Catching Fire for Marie

(Source: starkswaters)

therivanqueen:

trixter-jake-english:

gliber-t:

gaylienz:

redandblackbicycle:

Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals

The punctuation is even accurate holy shit

Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.

my fifth grade teacher once told my parents in a report that i was “comma happy”

therivanqueen:

trixter-jake-english:

gliber-t:

gaylienz:

redandblackbicycle:

Found this via reddit

finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals

The punctuation is even accurate holy shit

Freaking thank you. Being shy and being an introvert are not the same thing, as well as being obnoxious and being an extrovert.

my fifth grade teacher once told my parents in a report that i was “comma happy”

Am I planning on returning? I mean, I don’t know. I mean, I said no before and then totally returned! [LAUGHS] So, don’t trust anything I say! But, I mean, I don’t know. I feel like now the character has been sort of put to bed and I also don’t wanna keep popping back because I want people to be able to go back and watch the stuff that I did at that time and know that, you know, they’ll still be sad by the goodbyes and everything rather then being like, “Oh, she’s gonna come back in a year!” [x]

(Source: dlittleone)

hellyeahjustlikethat:

If you must leave, leave as if fire burns under your feet.

lemonysnicketlibrary:

Have you fallen for Lemony Snicket’s new series yet?

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